AN INCIDENT WHICH RECENTLY TOOK PLACE INSIDE THE WORLD'S FRIENDLIEST BRIDGE CLUB...... ( A truly unbelievable story by Bridgemeister Gibson )

Committee member ( CM ) : Excuse me sir....but I do not like the look of your face

Visitor ( V ) : But.....but.....I've only just arrived........and this is the first time I 've ever played here

CM : That's irrelevant.....I don't like the cut of your jib......and I certainly don't like the smart-arse way you've been answering my questions.....in fact you're not welcome in the club at all !

V : What do you mean ?

CM : Oh....so you want me to spell it out in crystal clear terms ....right then.....here goes.... why don't you get lost , bog off , take a hike , sling yer hook , get on yer bike , sod off..... or in other words take a run and jump

V : I  don't understand...

CM :  My God ...you just don't get it ....you thick , dim witted , garbage-for-brains illiterate .....I'm telling you to PISS OFF......and never come back here again 

V : Does this mean then.....I'm.....?

CM: Yes it does....you're barred,  blackballed , excluded , boycotted, banished, expelled, which all adds up to the same thing.....

V :  What's that ?
CM : You're banned....                                                               

V :  So will I get my table money back ?

CM : Over my dead body........ Hey Ronnie.....go and get Reggie..... and escort this person off the premises.....in any way you boys see fit