BIGOT-JOHNSON PUTS HIS PARTNER STRAIGHT.....
( A snippet from their post-match conversation in the bar )

B-J : I was in magnificent form tonight......so only when you play the game as well as I can are you in any position to make comments.......
Partner : God, I hate bloody show-offs.....I pride myself on being modest about my abilities
B-J : Too true.....as a bridge player you've got a lot to be modest about !