DR JOHN’S CASE NOTES : JUMPING BRIDGEMEN OF
BAWTRY DISORDER
A few
years ago something very strange happened to the bridge players of Bawtry : a disorder not too dissimilar to what happened to the French-Canadians working
as lumberjacks in Northern Maine around 1870. When startled, they would immediately jump up from their seats and wave their arms around in a frantic
fashion, or behave in a rather bizarre and irrational way. This latest phenomenon was therefore labelled the Jumping Bridgemen
Of Bawtry disorder.
It may not be the weirdest mental disorder ever —
there are way too many contenders for that title
— but it's definitely got the weirdest name. The symptoms surrounding it are so
strange that it could well have attained infamy even without such a bizarre
moniker attached.
I first discovered this affliction when I
attended the Walnut Tree Allotment
BC’s 2009 Spring Pairs competition .
Every time I made a sudden move, such as moving my hand towards the bidding
box, or slapping a card down on the table, it was as though I had fired a gun ….. causing all hell to break loose.
As such, my research of the Jumping Bridgemen
of Bawtry took over two years of my life. For there in the wilds of South Yorkshire I heard other tales
of incidents at other nearby clubs,
which as strange as they were all happened to be true. When startled, the players
would display exaggerated, apparently
reflexive reactions, which included jumping,
yelling, hitting, yelling commands, repeating back phrases even if they didn't
understand the language used (a phenomenon known as echolalia), and imitating
the movements of others around them (echopraxia). But away from the tables the men were seen to be shy, charming, very reserved and
incredibly well mannered.
Having worked extensively with several subjects,
who I refer to as Jumpers, I was
determined to find out as much about their condition as I could. Whether this disorder was psychological or neurological
— or both — the only thing I could say with
some certainty is that their reactions were involuntary.
The Startle Response
Sufferers would display the reflex response,
possible putting ithemselves, their partners or the opponents at risk of
physical injury. The notion that
sadomasochism might be involved when partners caught the brunt of their
flailing arms was not the case. Clearly, the uniform nature of the hits, and the fact
that they were never tempered or moderated by conscious thought, argued
strongly for these assaults being involuntary actions.
So what exactly causes this behaviour? In my
view, it is the game of bridge itself. Indeed,
this cultural component, not only creates a hot house of emotion, but it also causes players to react to any unexpected,
provocative trigger no matter how small. As one colleague of mine commented “ this disorder is a culturally
specific exploitation of a universal neurophysiological response, namely the
startle reflex", which is a particular artifact of " closed and aged
communities such as bridge clubs."
Whatever the underlying cause, those who
possess this rare disorder have a hyperactive startle response, meaning their
brains' synaptic response to a sudden movements, or off-the-cuff comments, causes a cascade of reactions that go far
beyond the sudden rush of adrenaline and quick, shudder-like motion most of us
experience. There are a number of neural pathways involved in the startle
response, and any one of them could be involved in the hyperactive responses observed
in the Jumping Bridgemen.
So allow me to tell you about one incident
involving an extreme jumper. Already unnerved by an opponent who had foolishing
set out to needle him, the jumper over-reacted when another out-of-the-blue
snide remark completely upset his equilibrium. In a flash , his startled reflex
response involved picking up a bridgemate , arcing it across the table, and
plonking it down in front of his tormentor. This automaton-like behaviour
though was unfortunately regarded as
an offensive and aggressive act, which led to the poor man being expelled
from the club. Strangely, no account of his condition was taken on board by the
committee at his disciplinary hearing.
But my
diagnosis of the Jumping Bridgemen has been verified by medical reports of a
similar disorder discovered in Eastern European bridge clubs . Known as miryachit,
which literally means
"to act foolishly “, Players there , whenever startled, went into such
fits of outlandish behaviour, needles and sedatives were often used to calm them down.
It seems therefore that bridge players, who are severely afflicted with this peculiar mental or
nervous disease, cannot stop themselves (
when startled ) over-reacting in a violent and physical way. On many occasions tables, chairs,
bidding boxes, pens, boards and pint glasses have all been used as projectiles,
seen whizzing through the air at those
responsible for causing these unfortunate outbursts .
Indeed, this
disorder reflects a sad but general truth about bridge players. The Jumping
Bridgemen of Bawtry, and related conditions like miryachit, may
be a very unusual condition with an uncertain origin…. but the
Being-A-Total-Dick-To-People-With-this-Disorder disorder is a far more frighteningly common one in the
bizarre world of bridge.
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