REBECCA ROOD'S MAILBAG......
Dear Rebecca ,
Have I got some gossip for you. Our club chairman , the one who sports a big black moustache and mariner's outfit , is in my view completely deranged ( a complete lunatic in fact ). Having been taken to the cleaners by the ladies in recent competitions , he decided to take his revenge on the fairer sex.
The other day he sneaked into a laundry factory , sexually assaulted three of the female employees , only to make a rapid exit before the alarm was raised.
Now tell me ....what do you make of that story ?
Yours Ivor Whoppintale
Dear Ivor ,
Strange you should you tell me about this news event , because I was fascinated by a headline in yesterday's local evening paper : " NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS "
Now did that article have anything to do with your chairman ?
Yours curiously concerned , Rood