BRIDGE BOOKS BEST KEPT OUT OF SIGHT.......( By pays-to-be-cautious Pun )

• Bigot-Johnson Prefers Rearing Sheep To Bridge ..............Josh Kyn
• Beef Up Your System Card With Fancy Gadgets.............Sir Leon Stake
• Bidding Systems Which Are A Load Of Bollocks............Poppy Cock
• Bridge Tactics For Men Who Like Coming From Behind.....Betty Buoys
• Getting To Grips With Those Awful Bottoms....................R. Swipes
• Partner, Keep Your Hands To Yourself............................Hew Groper
• Boy, You Should See My Hot Dog Stand........................Thomas Everard
• Partnership Bust Up Leads To An All Out Fight ..............R. G. Bargie
• Spoonerisms In Comic Bedside Bridge Books................Mary Hinge
• I'll Tell You What Our TD Is Like !..................................Ariel Payne
• At Our Bridge Club You'll Have A Ball............................Ann Chain