BENIGN BRIDGE CLUB ZTP Rule No.680.......

Twenty grotesque acts you must never perform on your partner within the confines of the club house and grounds :

1.  Have his guts for garters
2.  Beat the living daylights out of him
3.  Beat the living crap out of him
4.  Give him what for
5.  Nail him to the wall
6.  Come down on him like a ton of bricks
7.  Shove it right up him
8.  String him up by his balls
9.  Beat him black and blue
10. Rap his knuckles
11.Slap his wrist
12. Thrash him within an inch of his life
13. Run him into the ground
14. Fit him up with concrete shoes
15. Put him under the cosh
16. Roast him alive
17. Give a right good pasting
18. Give a right good licking
19. Put the heebie jeebies up him
20. Put him through the wringer 

Players at the table must learn to live and let live, keep a stiff upper lip, bite the bullet, grin and bear it, and suffer in silence. 

Footnote : We the committee have endeavoured to make our rules unequivocally clear cut, so that members are in no doubt whatsoever about what they allowed to do their partners ( by omission ), and what they are not permitted to do.