Sunday 5 May 2013

REBECCA ROOD'S MAILBAG............

Dear Rebecca,

One of my partners is an intelligent, hellishly good looking young man, but half my age.     He is single , rich,  and well-endowed. He oozes charm and sex appeal, and one can only describe him as a " babe magnet ".
Yet, despite having the ability to pull any woman he wants for nights of wild, passionate sex, he prefers to spend all his spare time down at the club,  playing bridge with the old fogies like me.
So have you , being such a worldly-wise, well travelled, and knowledgeable woman, ever  come across a similar  " impossible but true " story as this ?    

Yours extremely perplexed,  Nora Way

Dear Nora,

In a word " no ". 
As for explanations behind this " impossible but true " story , I can only offer 4 :
1. The guy is a puff but refuses to come out of the closet
2. He's completely insane
3. He finds bridge far more stimulating and exciting than sex
4. He has a peculiar fetish in that he prefers " shafting " little old ladies at the tables as opposed 
    to voluptuous young ladies over the tables .

Yours refreshingly blunt, and sincerely Rood      

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