A DOUBLE DOSE FROM THE DEMON DOCTOR......

There was an old fool from Fife
Who had the misfortune to partner his wife
As her nagging got worse
Into a temper he burst
So he finished her off with a knife


There was a deluded young man from Crewe
Who thought bridge was a game that he knew
But with a brain like a brick
He lost trick after trick
It was obvious he hadn't a clue