Friday 13 September 2013

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED........


  • Tactical bid : a polite name for a nasty , filthy psych
  • Optimist : a player who has yet to experience the harsh reality of competitive bridge 
  • Advice : unsolicited words of wisdom offered by those who clearly need them the most
  • Ability : what is needed to secure your place in the national team unless of course those mega rich sponsors get there first 
  • Bridge : a game viewed by the uninitiated as boredom made complicated
  • Credit : what most players try to take in post-match discussions , despite the fact it was their partners who pulled off all the successful coups
  • Vague bid : one which is , erm , hard to put a finger on on , or define , sort of , well , a rather wishy washy call , one which you might spot when you see it
  • Experience : the ability to recognise a mistake when you make it again
  • Pushing the opponents : a highly recommended practice should you catch the smug bastards gloating over their success at the top of the stairs
  • Flyer : ( a ) a wild , speculative bid,  or (b) a term given to a fast moving airborne bridgemate       

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