BIGOT-JOHNSON GIVES HIS CLASS OF ALL MALE STUDENTS A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON.....
" If you lot want a happy and fulfilling life , whilst at the same time being able to devote most of your time playing bridge, then you must abide by these two very important rules.
1. Find a young attractive woman who.....
- demands rampant and exciting sex
- owns a chain of liquor stores
- is a brilliant gourmet cook
- never raises her voice above a whisper
- loves doing housework
- lets you look after the money
- worships you like a God
- allows you the freedom to play bridge with whoever you want , whenever
you want and wherever you want
2. But under no circumstances whatsoever must you allow any of these women to
find out about the others. "