After getting a ruling that didn't go his way, a furious Bigot rose up from the table to stare look at the TD straight in the face, and hiss : " What would happen if I called you a useless F-ing bastard, who shouldn't be allowed to go anywhere near a bridge table ? "
" I'd report you to the committee, and have you barred from ever playing again in club competitions..." replied the shocked and startled TD.
" Ok that's fair enough....but what if I just thought it ? "
" Well, if you just thought it and didn't say anything....then I guess I couldn't do much about it. "
" Right...." said Bigot smiling, " that's all I wanted to know. "