BEHAVIOUR WHICH LED TO MANY SLAUGHTER HOUSE BC MEMBERS BEING UNCEREMONIOUSLY CHUCKED OUT..........
( Carp gains access to the transcripts of all the disciplinary hearings) 
1.  Excessive trumping
2.  Not toeing the party line
3.  Being exposed as serial squirrel killer

4.  Bad mouthing the wrong members behind their back

5   Bad mouthing the wrong members to their face
6.  Not washing hands after toilet visits
7.  Being a mardy bum
8.  Shoving an orange down a TD's throat
9.  Shoving an Orange Book down a TD's throat
10. Standing for chairman against Bigot-Johnson
11. Petitioning for change
12. Being an obnoxious, lying, malicious shit-stirrer
13. Exposing the truth
14. Writing unsolicited letters to the committee
15. Detaching a bridgemate from its registered keeper
16. Talking to, or associating with,  the wrong types
17. Upsetting the wrong members
18. Upsetting the apple cart
19. Cheating against the wrong players
20. Calling a spade a spade
21. Poking fun at queens
22. Not being politically correct
23. Making allegations of cheating against the wrong players
24. Praying to God ( when being a self-confessed atheist )
25. Using pathetic  " it was only a joke " excuses
26. Having a temper
27. Losing one's temper
28. Having distemper
29. Wetting seats
30. Possessing the surname Pantopod
31. Boasting and bragging
32. Heckling Bigot's trophy winning, victory speeches