Monday 30 January 2012

BIGOT'S SUGGESTIONS FOR RENAMING YOUR BRIDGE CLUB......
Most bridge clubs......gay ones excluded.....name themselves after the district, town or city they are located in. Names that conjure up diddly squat.....nothing but a blank in people's minds......nothing to fire their imagination......nothing to give the club an appealing or exciting image......to put it on the map....and to sell the game to a wider public.
Well, I was inspired to name my bridge club after watching the epic  "  Slaughter House 5 ".....because it seemed to me people might well associate the bridge experience with the adrenalin rush one gets when watching a film full of blood and gore. So for all you club committees out there, it's time for a serious rethink and an immediate renaming of your club. Film titles offer wonderful suggestions,  and every one listed below captures the essence of what the bridge club experience is all about......
- Boiler Room
- Misssion Impossible
- Circus World
- Crime School
- The Misfits
- Deadly Game
- Fight Club
- Psycho
- Foul Play
- Company of Wolves
- The Condemned
- The Damned
- Facing the Giants
- Fuckland
- Old Dogs
- Heartless
- The Defiant Ones
- Dangerous Minds
- On Edge 
- Badlands

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