LADY VISITOR CONFRONTS CHAIRMAN OF THE BENIGN BC USA.... ( where the zero tolerance policy has had a profound impact ) 

Lady visitor : Excuse me but where have all the members gone ?
Chairman : What....are you blind......why , there's at least 30 or more sitting down at the tables !
Visitor : Oh my God....I can't see a soul......the place is empty
Chairman : You can't see them because they all colourless
Visitor : Colourless ?.....They must be invisible
Chairman : Well, that's all down to the club committee promoting transparency , total blandness and conformity
Visitor : It sounds to me that you've turned colourful , larger-than-life characters ...so full of wit , emotion and individuality...... into faceless , anonymous non-entities....... all this being the inevitable consequence of carrying through an over zealous zero tolerance policy 
Chairman : I do not like the cut of your jib
Visitor : You mean you do not like facing up to the truth
Chairman : You madam are full of crap
Visitor : And you sir are full of pious hypocrisy and unconnected thinking.....and the world needs to know what is going on here
Chairman : Get on your bike then ........ you pox-ridden whore
Visitor : Well....if you insist.....but I shall be pedalling it all over town