WHAT CONSTITUTES INAPPROPRIATE TABLE TALK AT THE BENIGN BC USA.......

The ZT Code (Paragraph 26 ) defines inappropriate table talk as follows : 
(a)  Blasphemous expletives
(b)  Swearing 
(c)  Casting spells and curses
(d)  Naughty " nooky " references ( eg. raise , entry , jump ) 
(e)  Anything in French
( f)  Unintelligible nonsense
(g)  Intellectual gobbledygook
(h)  Toilet humour
(i)   Politically incorrect words
(j)   Suggestive innuendos
(k)  Sarcasm
(l)   Defamatory remarks
(m) Any words that are synonyms of " bum"  ( eg .bottom)
(n)  Any words that are synonyms of " fart "   ( eg. trump )
(o)  Smart arse quips
(p)  Smug , condescending , patronising remarks
(q)  Cockney rhyming slang
(r)   Hyperboles
(s)  Facetious comments
(t)   Racist or sexist remarks ( eg. spade , queen )
(u)  All other types of profanity 
(v)  Scatological references of any kind
(w) Intimidating or threatening remarks
(x)  Rude spoonerisms ( eg shining wit , cunning stunts )
(y)  Inane nauseating social chit chat 
(z)  Obsequious flattery

It has been acknowledged  that by avoiding all of the above from any table talk might well restrict conversation to no more than a simple "hello " and  " goodbye " .  So the real bonus here is that play of the boards will speed up considerably. )