PANTOPOD'S LAMENT.............
( A short poem by Dr.Sigmund T. Schukelgruber who was clearly inspired by the lyric's of Bob Dylan's " Knockin' On Heaven's Door " )

Partner, take this system card off of me
I can't use it anymore
My days of bridge are numbered
I'm headin' for the exit door
( chorus)
Head...head...headin' for the exit door
Head...head...headin' for the exit door

Partner, Bigot's gun has just been loaded
I can see what he has in store
That long black cloud is comin' down
I'm headin' for the exit door
( chorus)
He's etched a bullet with my name on it
I've read the signs, I know the score
He's out to see the end of me
I'm headin' for the exit door
(chorus)
God, it's hell when you're a 2%-er
And you're hated to the core
Everyone tells me I'm a dead man
I'm headin' for the exit door
Head...head....headin' for the exit door
Head...head....headin' for the exit door