BRIDGE BOOKS THAT TAKE SOME BEATING......( Claims an over-confident Pun )

Name Me One Committee Member Who Isn't Biased !............John Diss
The Slaughter House BC Is Hell On Earth.........................Godfrey Saken
Bridge Players Renown For Their Cheating.....................Upton O. Goode
When My Brain Fails Out Comes The Prayer Mat..........Hope Ferderbest
Players Renown For Flirting With Their Lady Partners.......Phil Landerers
I've Seen My Irate Partner Actually Froth At The Mouth...........Ray Beeze
What Happens To The Bidding On Freaky Deals ...........Carrie De Whey
Who Says I've Got A Pox Ridden Face ?................................Lotta Zitts
The Only Decent Partner She Had Quit In Disgust..............Herman Lefter
So You Would Like To Beat Bigot Into A Pulp Too ?..............Hugo Ferst