BIGOT-JOHNSON 'S GRAND GESTURE........
Having taught the worst bunch of students  in years,  with well over 60% of the intake failing to make the grade, Bigot decided to give up more of his precious time to put on a series of remedial classes. This grand gesture took all the failing students by surprise.....until of course they cast their eyes upon the club's notice board. There in full view was a giant size poster which read as follows :
THOSE STUDENTS WHO NEED TO ATTEND MY REMEDIAL CLASSES MUST ENTER THE CLUB PREMISES BY THE REAR DOOR,  WITH BROWN PAPER BAGS OVER THEIR HEADS FOR FEAR OF BEING RECOGNISED