WORD HAS IT...........( By DR. SIGMUND T. SCHUKELGRUBER )

.......that they are a few individuals out there who read my blog only to satisfy their ulterior and sinister motives, or to pass negative and unwarranted comments.
Clearly one unhappy reader found my last post " a huge yawn " yet the message it carried was one of immense relevance to all bridge clubs the world over. Based and inspired by a true case, beneath the spoof there lurked a harsh reality check  . All too often the law comes across as an intricate web of complex issues, resolved by subtle distinctions,  clever arguments and/or counter-arguments. Indeed,  the purpose of the post in question was to flag up the folly of flouting the law through ignorance, especially when clubs get involved in disciplinary proceedings, leading to suspensions and expulsions.
Perhaps next time this anonymous critic will have " the balls " to reveal his/her name, and make constructive observations rather than inane and unhelpful comments. As a result of this unsympathetic remark I would like to dedicate a little poem to any yawner who finds these law reports a tad tiresome....or should a say repetitively boring......

Oh man of yawning
The day is dawning
My law reports boring ?
Not true.....
Oh man of yawning
Take heed of my warning
For " boredom " alas
Is a reflection of you