Tuesday, 18 December 2012

AN UPDATED VERSION OF A WONDERFUL LITTLE POEM BY REGINALD ARKELL.....( I'm sure he would have approved)..........By Dr. Sigmund T. Schukelgruber

I hear you calling

I hear you calling 2NT
A bid I understand
can't do anything but pass
I've such a woeful hand
Next you're calling 4NT
God, you love to set the pace
I can't do anything but pass
You know I've got no Ace
Let the oppo buy the contract
Don't invite me to bid a slam
I can't do anything but pass
What fool do you think I am
So your final call gets doubled
I can see the opponents grin
But now you're calling me " a prat "
For the trouble you got us in

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