NOTICE:             ANY MEMBERS BROUGHT BEFORE A SLAUGHTER HOUSE BRIDGE CLUB DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE 
WILL BE FOUND " GUILTY " OF SOMETHING
COME WHAT MAY

" Pantopod .....the committee and  I have deliberately long and hard over this flimsy charge of inappropriate behaviour towards a lady member .......and although we cannot find you guilty of any " hanky "...... we are sure as hell find you guilty of some   " panky "