BIGOT-JOHNSON'S NEWLY APPOINTED PROPAGANDA OFFICER GETS DOWN TO WORK......

( With the next AGM looming large , Sylvester  " Shyster " Malone , the man with the silver tongue , is overheard working his cunning and charm on a group of disgruntled club members , who were utterly determined to see Bigot replaced as chairman by one of the other six nominated candidates . )

Shyster :  As the group's spokesperson , tell me....who are you going to vote for as chairman ?
Member : Anyone but Bigot ....
Shyster : Why's that ?
Member : The man's a crude , evil-minded , rotten thieving cheat.....who is taking the Slaughter House Bridge Club down the road to rack and ruin
Shyster : Well, that may be so.....but have you taken a closer look at the others who are standing up against him ?
Member : I don't give a damn which pantopod gets my vote.....so long as that tosspot Bigot-Johnson doesn't 
Shyster : But hold on there...... these other six candidates are a load of faceless nobodies.... .......and voting for nobody is pointless , because in this club nobody tells the truth
Member :  Good point...
Shyster : And voting for nobody is a complete waste of a vote.....because in this club nobody listens to what individual members have to say
Member : Too right...
Shyster : And voting for nobody is only for fools , because have you ever come across a nobody who wasn't in someone else's pocket ?
Member : I can't say that I have....
Shyster : And is it not the case that nobody in this club gives a damn about what is really going on behind the scenes....or even cares about the club's future
Member : Goddamnit man.....you've convinced me
Shyster : So ....the stark reality is this.....Bigot-Johnson is the best of the bunch
Member : I guess so.....and I think I speak for all of us
Shyster : Deserving of your vote ?
Member : Yes indeed