USING HIS CUNNING AND STEALTH A ROGUE PANTOPOD LISTENS IN TO THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION , TAKING PLACE IN THE BAR OF THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE BC

New member ( NM ) : " I'm surprised Bigot at the rate older members of the club seem to be disappearing
B-J : Ah...that's the way it is when the club is face with the acute problem of an ageing membership 
NM : Some members perceive this exodus of oldies as bringing about a dramatic restructuring of the membership within the club 
B-J : No .....you don't say
NM : Other members see it as a direct consequence of prevailing age discrimination attitudes getting out of control  
B-J : No...you don't say
NM : Fools and cynics....of course.... both put it down to sinister forces at work
B-J : No....you don't say
NM : But I know better..... this change in the membership profile isn't just a random thing.....it has to be part of a plan
B-J : Well.... you're right there ,  it is.....because how else can change be implemented unless someone ...... who knows what is best for the club........ is at the helm directing it all 
NM : What !....you mean this change have been directed.....by you ?
B-J : Indeed it has.....directed in accordance with the Grand Plan.......a visionary blueprint for the future of this great and noble club
NM : Oh , is that the plan which involves the ruthless thinning down of the membership until all dissidents , trouble-makers , scoundrels , rogues , decent and half-decent players have all gone.....leaving you and your cronies to slaughter...... over and over again..... at will...... the bunnies and the lambs that are left ?  
B-J : Great Scott......why does nothing in this club ever remain secret ?