BENIGN BC ( USA ) TAKES THE INITIATIVE TO HAND OUT AWARDS TO EXPELLED MEMBERS AS PARTING GIFTS....

Rather than fork out damages for breach of contract to wrongfully expelled club members, the committee thought it was cracking good idea to compensate them instead with suitable awards......something they could cherish and treasure for a long time. Examples include:

The Man Of Action award for the player who rather than tell the TD what he could do with his rule book proceeded to do it for him 
Red Baron award for the pilot whose flying bridgemates scored the most direct hits
The Embroidery award for having an uncanny knack of needling opponents at every table 
Brown Bear award for being the most bad tempered, grizzly individual in the club
The Spill The Beans award for revealing and exposing the shenanigans and dubious practices of the committee
Shut-The-Fuck-Up award for failing to keep quiet despite numerous requests and warnings 
Big Wooden Ladle award for constantly stirring up trouble through malicious gossip and false rumours
Foul Mouth Obscenity award for the player whose insults were (a) vulgar in the extreme, (b) blasphemous, or (c) loaded with unrepeatable expletives 
Both Barrels award for telling other members in no uncertain terms what filthy low down cheats they are
Voice Of the People award for being the club's leading critic, prepared to slag off people who others rate the same but are too fearful or reluctant to speak out against