BEDSIDE BRIDGE BOOKS GUARANTEED TO SEND ANY READER INTO THE LAND OF NOD........ ( As recommended by Pun , a cured insomniac ) 

• Bridge Club AGMS Are Extremely Tedious And Tiresome..................Eva Sue Boring
• Committee Members Love To Behave Like The German SS................Gus Tarpoe
• Partner , You Must Let The Oppo Know My 2NT Was A Lucas 2  ........Noah Lurt
• You Can Relax Now Partner , The Chairman's Left The Room..............Stan Dattese
• Take It From Me Partner That Woman Is The Kiss Of Death.................Honey Trapp
• That Player Can Bid and Make Slams On Tram Tickets.......................Azif  E. Khan
• How Big A Mess Is The Club In Right Now ?........................................L. Hoverhole
• If I Win This Court Case I Will Sing From The Rooftops..........................Barry Tone
• What Possesses Me Play Contracts Without Direction Or Planning ?.....Willie Nilly
• I Played A Similar Hand Like That About Two Years Ago.......................Ben Herbie Forr