BRIDGE BOOKS EASILY WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN GOLD............( Claims by Pun )

• Excuse Me Sir But I've Had A Complaint About Your Rudeness....Candice Knott-Waite
• I Know Damn Well You're Signalling With Your Fingers.................Sawyer Duett 
• Just Look At The Way He Commands An Audience ................... .Holden Court
• Yet Another Proposed Change To The Club's Constitution.........Heywood U. B. Leavett 
• Why Can't Players Be Polite And Respectful.................................Curtis E. Counts
• Expelling A Member Without Due Process Is Against The Rules... Laura Deland
• Why Not Play Bridge And Thoroughly Enjoy The Experience...........Ava Ball 
• I Know It Was You Who Threw That Bridgemate !..........................Noah Diddnot
• I Know What It's Like To Have People Out To Get You..................Ophelia Payne
• The Committee Reached A Verdict Long Before The Hearing........Collette A. Travisty
• What Sort Of Person Bids And Plays The Cards Like That ?...........Sam Pulton
• Tell Me Tell Me You've Got To Be Kidding.....................................Honor Levell
• My Partner Hands Out Gifts To The Opponents All The Time...........Ester Bunney
• My Aim Is To Slaughter The Opponents Without Mercy...................Ivor Meanstreak
• When Partner Gets Over-Excited He Quickly Loses Control............Betty Coombs-Earley
• Don't Worry Partner I'm Planning To Get My Own Back..................Mark N. Thyme
• Proposed Changes To The Constitution Appeared From Nowhere....Lowen B. Holde