NEWSFLASH :
SLAUGHTER
HOUSE
BRIDGE
CLUB 
INSISTS
ON THE
COMPULSORY
WEARING 
OF CRASH
HELMETS
.......

EVEN FOR

DOGS

" As Bigot's new partner the likelihood of a flying bridge mate coming my way is almost a red hot certainty........and although I don't know how much protection this high impact ABS plastic helmet provides, I'm not arguing with the club's health and safety  rules on appropriate dress......"