BRIDGE BOOKS NOW ON SALE FROM A SOFT PORN PUBLISHING COMPANY...... ( Says an excited Pun )

• What The Hell Is My Partner Doing ?...............................Jason Gurles
• Blimey, Has This Game Worn Me Out.............................Fanny Saggin
• I've Been Barred From Playing Bridge............................Erin Syde
• If You're Good At Bridge Turn Professional.....................Ernie Levin
• That Trophy Belongs To Us You Cheats !........................Andy Tover
• The Best Way To Deal With Useless Partners...............Ed Buttem
• Everyone's Curious About My New Partner ?.................Woody Kum
• I Must Warn You  I'm About To Trump............................Stan Wellback
• Have ZT Policies Become More Draconian ?.................Marshall Law
• Another Wretched Scorecard ? Well, That's Life.............Cilla Vee
• I Can Tell You Had A Good Night With Your Partner........Seaman Staines
• Sometimes I Would Rather Partner A Monkey.................Hugh Jape
• Bigot-Johnson's Been Convicted Yet Again.....................Watts E. Dunn  
• How I Got To The Banbury Cross Congress.....................Honor Cockhorse