Saturday, 9 April 2011

  • Bridge diary : 365 pages full of recorded disappointments
  • Rescue : what an inept player hopes will happen as his irate team-mates put a noose around his neck
  • Run : the recommended pace one needs to adopt, if wanting to flee a baying lynch mob
  • Incorrect ruling : a vagrant opinion given by a TD based on prejudice rather than equity
  • Bridge : an incredibly social game played by some incredibly anti-social people
  • Etiquette : an appropriate euphemism to describe the most subtle form of hypocrisy
  • Bridge players : a strange group of people who collectively, but exclusively, have little or no regard for their partners
  • Sure trick : in the case of weak players , this is usually the Ace of trumps

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