NEWS FLASH : MEMBERSHIP NUMBERS  AT THE BENIGN BC FELL DRAMATICALLY ,  WHEN IMPLEMENTATION OF ZERO TOLERANCE POLICIES RESULTED IN MASS EXPULSIONS

( From a membership total of around 140 , numbers suddenly plummeted to fewer than thirty. The timid , compliant and obedient members left on the books are listed below .)

Mr and Mrs Barlamb                 
Jack Dullard
Mr and Mrs Makepeace
Will B.Goode 
Evan Leigh-Manners
Patricia Placid
Mr and Mrs Mouse
Luke Deddpan
Kevin Keepstumm
Mr and Mrs Leaden
Nigel Saynowt  
Beryl Blankface
Mr and Mrs Head-Downe
Serene Ann Meek
Sue A. Peesin
Mr and Mrs Godley
Mr and Mrs Sitwell
Carl Mingway
Constance Smiling