BRIDGE BOOKS BIGOT-JOHNSON SWEARS BY....... ( Reports a shell shocked Pun )

• Sorry Partner, I'm Not feeling Too Good.............Ivan Ed Hake
• Oh No ! Here Comes Another Flying Bridgemate....Ima Ducking
• I Cheat Because Everyone Else Does...................A. Morrell
• Both Opponents Were Rude To My Partner.........Zoe Hittem
• Finally, My Wife Has Taken Up The Game............Jay Maiker
• Partner, You're Playing Like A Zombie................R. U. O'Kaye
• Cute Face, Cute Figure, But Clueless At Bridge......Bibi Dahl
• I Love The Way She Faces Up To Bridge Bullies....Alotta Bottle
• Someone Had To Be Dropped From The Team......Bert Y. Mee
• Our Team Has Lost Its Best Player.......................Saul E. Mist