BRIDGE STUDENT PUTS BIGOT IN HIS PLACE......

Bigot-Johnson as usual was milking more money from his bridge classes , than the dozens of bogus claims he regularly submitted for administration and travel expenses. This particular group were intermediate students who were still struggling to grasp the fundamental elements of the game. Bigot of course became more and more exasperated at their failure to execute a very simple squeezes. These students were in his warped and twisted mind complete tossers.
Finally, the big man cracked. " Let's have a reality check here.  I want all the inept and clueless bridge players in this room to stand up.... and to explain why they are complete numpties at this game ". 
After a long silence , one young man rose to his feet.
" Thank God for an honest student. So please me....and the class....why you consider yourself to be a complete numpty ? " 
" Well, actually I don't ", came the sympathetic reply, " but I was loath to see you standing up there all by yourself....."