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READ BIGOT-JOHNSON, AND REALLY UP YOUR GAME
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A preview of the most sensational bridge book event to hit the shelves ......yes it is the long awaited BIGOT'S SECRET FILES
A must read bridge bible for gifted players who need an extra dimension to their game, and for the countless others who really need to up their game if only to become half-decent.
The book reveals amazing secrets of how to get away with murder, using ingenious but completely undetectable coffee-housing tactics, unethical practices, and oh-so-subtle forms of cheating, on those all important hands.
For over 30 years, the author employed these methods so successfully and with such breath-taking simplicity, that even most alert and observant opponents never suspected a thing. This enabled Bigot, despite his mediocre ability, to share the podium with many top class internationals. Although he never won a major competition, he certainly walked away with a great deal of prize money.
Every chapter is packed with priceless advice on how to employ the dark art of appearing to play within the rules when in fact the opposite is true. Indeed, three chapters are devoted to using your knowledge of the rules to either hoodwink and bamboozle unsuspecting opponents, especially to gain an unfair advantage, such as a winning score adjustment. Readers who are prepared to be unscrupulous are guaranteed to improve their scores, once they start employing just a few of the ideas and techniques suggested in the book.
Bigot's Secret Files has unfortunately been condemned by many bridge organisations across the world, but despite all their efforts to have the book banned, thousands of copies are still available for sale. Most will be sold from the back of big white vans coming soon into your area . These will turn up at night ( as advertised ) in unlit car parks located behind disreputable pubs, brothels, gambling dens and strip clubs. Drivers will all be wearing the same blue and white T-shirts, mariners' hats, and hideous black false moustaches.
With 400 pages to wade through it is one helluva read, but well worth every penny of its £160 price tag.
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