Saturday, 5 November 2011

WHAT IS A SOCIAL BRIDGE CLUB ? ........... ( Carp unearths the truth )
- A place where players never hurt other people's' feelings unintentionally
- A hunting ground ideally suited for patient wolves
- A large play pen for adults
- A centre for approved cheating
- One of the last bastions of male chauvinism
- A hot bed where all forms of discrimination take place, even against one's partner
- A gathering place for players who are convinced that they are both interesting and talented, when in fact the opposite is true
- A cauldron of rank hypocrisy and shameful double standards
- A place where men spend all their time thinking angrily about one tiny mistake
- A strange world where even a one-eyed player has no advantage over the blind

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