KNIGHTON BRIDGE CLUB LIBRARY'S MOST RARE AND PRICELESS TREASURES......( Research by Pun ) 

• How To Turn An Harmless AGM Into A Complete Riot......................Ray Sinell 
• What To Do When An AGM Turns Really Violent And Nasty.............Ron L. Furlether 
• Our Chairman Looks A Pained And Troubled Man............................Watson Ismind
• Partner , You Know I'll Treat You In A Loving Tender Way..................Ophelia Wright
• How To Be Lady Player But Stay As Solid As An Oak.......................Ebony Wood
• You're Almost There Partner On Solving This Squeeze Problem........Luke Warme
• There's A Real Problem When You Have So Many Partners..............Jenny Tullwarts
• This Damn Club Of Ours Is Really In The Shit....................................Ross Ewage
• Losing Tight Matches Leaves A Pain In My Stomach.........................Tommy Aikin
• Winning A Tournament Makes Me Want To Dance.........................Kay June Hoe-Downe
• Whenever Partner Fouls Up Just Keep On Belting Him.....................Tilly Lernes
• At Long Last Partner We've Found A Right Good Fit.........................Dick Welling
• That Bloke Started Playing Bridge Before World War 2....................Harold Hissey
• Bid Boldly , Be Adventurous And Plunder What You Can...................Buck Kineer
• Don't Upset Volatile Partners In Case They Go Berserk.....................Ron Haymock
• Our Youngest Lady Player Only Likes To Partner Big Men.................Fonda Cox