Tuesday 6 March 2018

COWBOY PARKING COMPANIES ARE AT IT AGAIN.....

The quest to issue more and more PCNs continues as these rogue outfits look to dream up another raft of parking violations , just simply to increase their already considerable profits. The more scams they can get away with on unsuspecting motorists , who are more than willing to pay than fight, the bigger and better the salaies and bonuses the directors can look forward to.
So here are a few ideas these highway robbers have ( as yet ) overlooked :

Parking a car

  • in a skoo-wiff position
  • that is in need of an urgent clean
  • with the radio still on
  • with its wing mirrors still out
  • that is hideously painted ( an eyesore )
  • for the purposes of sex or any other forms of questionable behaviour
  • with the handbrake not properly on 
  • simply to have a nap
  • with an unattended animal or child left inside
  • that is leaking oil 
  • in any open space or unmarked area 
  • that is unroadworthy   ( eg bald tyres or defective handbrake ) 
  • which lowers the image and up-market reputation of the site 
  • with the lights on
  • in an unsatisfactory and/or dangerous manner causing a nuisance to others
  • with tasteless fluffly dice dangling over the dashboard
  • in a blue bay with a yellow ticket or vice-versa
  • too close to an adjacent car 
  • on a lovely warm day when one should be walking to the shops

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