Tuesday 10 November 2009

BRIDGE HOROSCOPE: ( part 5 ).........
  • Sagittarius ( November 22nd - December 21st ) : Your game at present isn't delivering. You clearly need another string to your bow, if you aim to hit those targets you've set for yourself. Your system card is in dire need of drastic improvement, especially with respect to replacing out-moded conventions, with ones much more suited to tournament play. Don't let big name opponents intimidate you. Make sure that flight does not take precedence over fight. Never sell out to your opponents cheaply. This year more than ever, the signs of the zodiac are all in your favour. So no more quivering. Get shafting. And remember to use all the special tips that the top professionals recommend.
  • Capricorn ( December 22nd - January 20th ) : Why do you allow opponents to get your goat up ? This only causes you to lose your composure, and with it your focus on playing the cards well. Please don't kid yourself that all is well with your game. The fact that you are making mistakes even your grandmother (nanny) would never dream of doing is evidence enough of a troubled mind. Now is the time to ignore your opponents' irritating and unethical behaviour. Just grass on them to the TD and stick in loads of formal complaints. No buts. So buck your ideas up, and get into them before they get into you. And with your opponents silenced, you will then be able to tap into the celestial calm, which the future re-alignment of the planets is about to bring. Once this heaven sent cosmic karma comes your way, match winning bridge is back.

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