For the benefit of all those players who have yet to achieve, I have decided to come clean as to how I made it to the top. One has to adopt a broad philosophy or approach that sets you on the right path to success : guiding principles which will serve you well throughout your bridge career, even in the face of difficult circumstances, top class opponents , or nasty hands to bid or play.
- Ignore criticisms that your hesitations are a forming of cheating : consider them more as " creative problem solving "
- Be obscure clearly
- Never look on opponents as good or bad : either they are tolerable or intolerable
- A facile solution will never solve a complex bridge problem
- Naff first bids are the root of all bridge disasters
- Nothing in bridge is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
- Good players use the facts they have gleaned with imagination, whereas jackasses simply choose to imagine the facts
- Never worry if there are no kibitzers at your table : for it is known fact that the number of kibitzers watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions
- Opportunities in bridge always look bigger going than coming
- Astonishment is what pleasure at the bridge table is all about
- Most convoluted bidding systems are nonsense, but some are a greater nonsense than others
- In bridge 2+2 = 5 is not without its attractions
- Many difficult declarer play problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers
- It is a heinous crime to lie when you bid, but there may be many occasions when it is necessary not to tell the truth
- Rubbish partners should do the right and decent thing : ask " to be taken out and shot "
- It pays to keep a shotgun in the boot of your car
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