NEWS FLASH

BY PUN :

BIGOT-JOHNSON

SEEN LEAVING

LAWYERS' OFFICE

AFTER SEEKING

LEGAL ADVICE

PENDING HIS

NEXT COURT

APPEARANCE

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( Apparently, while suffering from a rather painful bladder infection, he was compelled to visit the toilet several times between hands. However, on the one occasion he returned to the bridge room with a smile on his face, he inadvertently let it slip out........................." God, you wouldn't believe how hard that was ! " . One poor lady was so shocked she reported the incident to the police, who are now looking into the matter with a view to charging him under the Offences Against The Persons Act 1861. )