The other day Dr. John walked into the bar at the Cardinals BC only to be accosted by a rather distraught and worried looking woman. She bore all the hallmarks of a player suffering from severe panic attacks and delusional visions.
" Dr. John, you must help me " , she pleaded " this bloody game is causing me to lose my mind. I'm beginning to believe that this zit on my face is so huge........that growing from it is a spreading chestnut tree with picnic tables and chairs planted all around it ".
" No...... please don't worry my dear ", said Dr. John in a calm and reassuring voice, " can't you see........it's only a beauty spot ".