Wednesday, 5 May 2010

BRIDGE PLAYER'S LAMENT..................... ( A literary masterpiece discovered By Bridgemeister Gibson inside an old and rare second-hand bridge book, he bought at a recent car boot sale )
I never cry
I never nag
I never shout
I never brag
I never cheat
I never wail
I'm happy to lose
I'm happy to fail
I never moan
I never bite
I never niggle
I never fight
I never snarl
I never snap
Hey what I've just said
Is a whole load of crap
Because when I play bridge
I become a changed man
And all these good virtues
Go straight down the pan

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