SO WHO AM I ?.... ( A poem by Dr. Sigmund T. Schukelgruber )

Can you guess who I am ?

Do you care ? Do you give a damn ?

I spend a lot of time flying

I spend a lot of time crying

But I'm always cooking

And desperately looking

For something better on the very next deal

Can you guess who I am ?

Do you care ? Do you give a damn ?

Shooting for tops, I crave for a hit

I hate being dealt a load of old shit

But when I'm on track

There'll be plenty of crack

Should I score big on the very next deal

Can you guess who I am

Do you care ? Do you give a damn ?

After getting too high, I know I'll be down

Going over the limit, just call me a clown

But even when I make that really big score

That wont be enough, I want to make more

So I beg you..... don't let this be my very last deal

The answer's too obvious

For you're no flunkie

Hell.... I'm no dragon chaser

Just a... hopeless bridge junkie !