Tuesday 1 December 2009

PUBLISHERS OF PORN BOOKS TARGET BRIDGE MARKET....( Exciting news from Pun )
  • What...Your Partner's Left You To Play With That Bimbo !..............Betty Humpser
  • We Need To Bond Better, Partner.................................................Sue Purglew
  • Partner....If You Really Want To Spank Me Then............................Paul Mapantzoff
  • Partner...What On earth Do You Think You're Doing ?..............Roger N. Ramsbottom
  • I Need To Find A Good Scratch Player..........................................Ivan Itch
  • Adding A Bit Of Bite To Your Bidding............................................Jack Russell
  • Thousands Of Young Single Women Take Up Bridge......................Walter Wall-Totty
  • There's No Bigger Man Than Me In The World Of Bridge..................Don Kedick
  • Oh Yeah......Well, I Need Some Evidence In Hand......................... Ophelia Balls
  • The Club's Proposing All Members To Attend Bridge Classes ?........Dewey Hafta
  • If The Captain Resigns, I'll Take Over The Team..............................Lou Tennant
  • Have You heard....The Club's Banning Several Members.................Gladys Knott-Mee
  • I Can't Stand Partners Who Fanny Around.....................................Jenny Tailia
  • Winning Prize Money At Bridge Means Nothing To Me....................Iona Fortune
  • Who says I'm A Bridge Nonentity..................................................John Doe

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