Tuesday 22 February 2011

THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY REVISITED.......................

  • Bare queen : a transvestite player who finds himself the victim of an elegant stripping procedure
  • Pole position : an essential prerequisite before embarking upon an entry making manoeuvre
  • Handicap : a name given to one's partner who is worse than useless
  • 4th highest : the smallest player at the table
  • Claim : a right that all obstreperous, territorially-minded, players impose upon others, with regards to a particular seat at a certain table
  • Handicap event : one in which every good player is obliged to partner an inept, error prone bumbledog

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